On an entirely unrelated note, did anyone else notice that tonight’s Cubs/Royals game starts at 7:07? What the hell kind of random-ass start time is that? MLB SCHEDULING MAKES NO SENSE TO ME AHHH
Frivolous prop bet of the night: Bronson Arroyo is found after the game kneeling at Theo Epstein’s feet, weeping and begging, "Please... take me back... you don’t know what it’s like here... Dusty makes me throw 4,598 pitches per game and no one appreciates my wacky hairstyles or craptacular guitar playing..."
Serious prediction of the night: Quite frankly, I don’t care enough about the Reds to put a great deal of thought into this, but I’ll predict a final score of 8-3. If these guys are the Reds, we're Joe Freaking McCarthy, ya get me?