Monday, June 9, 2008
at 4:02 PM Posted by futuremrsrickankiel
There are none!
And a good thing, too, because I still haven't fully recovered from the heart attack I had in the final minutes of the Celtics game last night. If you for one minute actually feel comfortable with this 2-0 series lead, you are an idiot and probably voted for Ron Paul or some dumb shit like that. Or maybe you're the kind of person who sends in pictures of their baby dressed as Rajon Rondo to the Globe. Either way, a 2-0 lead against a team like the Lakers means nothing and I'm glad I have a night to relax before we take the floor at the Staples Center. The Sox are off for the night as well... the Orioles will be flying in (get it?! BECAUSE THEY ARE BIRDS) for a series beginning tomorrow. You know what that means, ladies: grab your whoring duds and head over to Daisy Buch's, 'cause the boys'll be out on the town tonight!
If you're bored tonight, I recommend taking a stab at the 90s Lyrics Quiz. We can compare scores tomorrow!