Ahem. And now, the promised update on the Big Papi DL front: Ortiz’ spot on the roster has been filled by PawSox 1B/OF Chris Carter, who’s
Frivolous prop bet of the night: Well, I'm watching this game at a bar that has $1 drafts, so I'd lay the over/under on "inappropriate text messages sent" at around 25.
Serious prediction of the night: I feel like Coco comes up big tonight. Like maybe hits a 3-run homer. Not sure why. I JUST DO OK?!