Monday, May 5, 2008

Your Substitute Celtics Blogger

Readers: Please note that GHABB,Y! is currently overwhelmed with the task of moving; accordingly, I, futuremrsrickankiel, will be assuming his Celtics-posting tasks for the day. Since I would hate for you to feel deprived of his witticism, I am going to do my best to emulate his style and personality in my own Celtics post. Observe:



The Celtics are like pro wrestling. Look at this half-nelson bear hug some kind of sweet wrestling move Marvin Williams is unleashing on Rajon Rondo. This is much like the time when The Great And Powerful Oz defeated, oh, Yogi Bear or something.

...



The Celtics are like diabetes. They often keep you from enjoying the sweeter things in life, but if you just remember to inject your insulin at the appropriate time you can still be a normal, healthy, productive part of society!

...


The Celtics are like 80s porn. They're kind of sloppy -- perhaps lacking some of the innovations and tight young bodies of more modern porn, but ultimately they will hold up just as well, if not better, in situations where you need to oh god I can't finish this I feel so dirty

...



I like the Celtics a whole lot. In that sense, I suppose they're similar to drinking girlie drinks like cider and falling asleep early.

Ahh, there we go.


BRING IT ON, CLEVELAND.

5 comments:

Comicbook Guy said...

You need to talk dirty more!

GHABB,Y~! said...

I hate your stupid face and I'm gonna go tell my mom on you.

smurphette said...

oh god I can't finish this I feel so dirty

Liar, liar, pants on fire! I call shenanigans.

xoxo,

smurphette

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Are the Celts like late 80s porn, or early-to-mid-80s porn?

/important distinction

Pepster said...

You seem to be settling into your new home very well. Keep it coming!