Thursday, May 15, 2008

Obligatory Red Sox Recap Post

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Despite taking an early three-run lead, the Red Sox eventually succumed to the [INSERT PLURAL TEAM NICKNAME] to[DAY/NIGHT] at [INSERT NAME OF PARK]. Despite great games by [PLAYER] and [PLAYER], the Sox starter, [STARTER], was knocked around by a series of [DOUBLES/HOME RUNS/STREAKERS] and failed to get out of the [ORDINAL NUMBER LESS THAN SIX] inning. An abortive comeback attempt was foiled when [HIDEKI OKAJIMA/MANNY DELCARMEN/JAVIER LOPEZ/BOB STANLEY] gave up a late [HOME RUN/GRAND SLAM/INSIDE-THE-PARK SINGLE PLUS THREE-BASE ERROR BY JULIO LUGO] to [INSERT NAME OF PART-TIME OUTFIELDER]. Jonathan Papelbon finished up by pitching a [SCORELESS/THREE-RUN/HISSYFIT IN THE] ninth.

The Sox have an [OFF DAY/OPPORTUNITY TO BLOW ANOTHER THREE RUN LEAD] today before the impending [START/CONTINUATION/THREAT] of [INTERLEAGUE PLAY/RIOTING IN THE STREETS].

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3 comments:

Camp Tiger Claw said...

I wouldn't trust Craig Hansen to save a Word document.

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

"Hansen's not a chick?"

-- Glenn Quagmire

SmartyBarrett said...

red sox mad libs!