Seriously, though, when I played lacrosse in high school I used to run into trouble every prom season because I'd always get tips put on and then would have to play games with my trashy fake nails. It hurt like a bitch every time I got stick-checked, and on the few occasions when I broke one of them I'd literally be in tears from the pain. But I sucked it up and played. I'm just sayin'.
No moves to bring up any pitchers from the minor leagues, since Pawtucket outfielder Jonathan van Every was called up to take the spot of an injured JD Drew. Van Every will make the start at CF for today's afternoon game against the Orioles; Jacoby Ellsbury has been moved to Drew's spot at RF. Hopefully he'll still be there when I sit in the bleachers on Sunday so I can
Update: If you're feeling procrastinate-y, check out the liveglog over at Walkoff Walk! Bring pithy comments and a swimsuit.