Thursday, May 22, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics




Come on Felix....Let's Go Fido...


*Colon strong for Red Sox. Despite exploding out of hisuniform, the former Cy Young Winner looked strong, Varitek and Ellsbury fuled the offense. FutureMrsRickAnkiel's prediction comes true and for the first time in history a woman was right. Sox win 6-3.

* The transition of "WHAT A JOB-A BY JOBA" Chamberlain to a starter began last night, as the Yankees pounced on the Orioles. Hows that Hughes-Kennedy vs Lester/Buchholz comparison looking now? Oh and there may be more Red Sox crap buried under the new Yankee Stadium, this time no one will know where.

* Bill Parcells has no room on his team for sissies. Gene Kelly Jason Taylor is likely on his way out of Miami. Parcells is pissed that he spent so much time losing weight for the show Dancing with the Stars. At his current size it looks like a WR could push him over, not that I watch that show our anything....

2 comments:

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

Women are always correct. Just get used to it. Things will go much easier for you.

dubbschism said...

Colon explodes, fecal matter all over Fenway infield.