Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics

I am telling you for the last time, I have no idea where your cab is

* The Big Four (Garnett, Pierce, Rondo, and PJ Brown) take down the poor shooting Pistons. C's take game one of the Eastern Conference Finals 88- 79 despite Jesus Shuttleworth's best efforts to make it a 5 on 4.

* He can't pitch in Double AA, but he sure looks Master-ful in the majors. Hi-Yo! Sox rookie pitches 6 1/3 stellar innings as he outduels KC Ace(?) Gil Meche. Okajima looks lost again leaving with the bases loaded in the 8th, Papelbon bails him out. Sox win 2-1.

* Ping Pong Balls dropped, and for the first time in years no one in Boston had a vested interest in it! Chicago gets the first pick, even with a 2% chance of getting it, see Celtics fan this shit happens every year. Lesson: Don't tank the end of the season to get a better chance.


A Pimp Named DaveR said...

A friend of mine once called 911 because she missed her exit on the freeway.

True story.

Thank god she's hot, because... damn.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

I once called 911 because I was on fire... WITH PASSION.