Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics



What happened last night in the wide world of sports...

* Jacoby Ellsbury makes highlight reel catch, steals two bases and hits triple. Varitek hits two run homerun as the Red Sox beat the Kansas City Monarchs 7-0. Nothin else important happened.

* End of the road for Chris Paul. Experienced team beats young rapscalians in crucial game seven on the road . Spurs move on to Western Conference Finals.

* Shitstorm brewing in the NFL as contract dispute between owners and player might lead to a lockout in 2011. Roger Goodell says that he won't give health insurance to old players, fuck them. Gene Upshaw responded by pissing on Roger Goodell.

* Hey Sh!tshow, maybe you should take a lesson from Sir Charles. Barkley says that he won't gamble anymore, after he pays off over 400k in outstanding debts. In other news Pacman Jones has promised to stay away from strip clubs.

1 comment:

futuremrsrickankiel said...

UM HI YOU FORGOT SOMETHING

which is that Boston put together a 5-run 3rd inning. That's pretty gosh darn impressive.