Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics

Talk about a shitty night in Boston sports....

* The Celtics vanish in the clutch, KG declines stepping up to Lebron. Celtics continue to lose on the road. FutureMrsRickAnkiel becomes suicidal.

*Clay Buchholz does his best Tim Wakefield impression. Manny hits number 498. Jabba the Hut dominates after some early inning jitters. Sox crawl out of Minnesota with a 7-3 loss.

*Oh Batshit we hardly knew ye'. Sox DFA our long reliever/porn star out of the pen and activate the Mayor. Abe Alvarez was also DFA'd, I guess there is no room in this world for a partially blind pitcher.

*BAHAHAHAHA. That is aimed directly at the Milwaukee Brewers, who are now stuck with washed up steroid user Eric Gagne. Gagne who just two days ago was too mentally drained to be a closer now wants the role back. Please Ned Yost give it back, watching Gagne blow saves makes my heart warm.

*Ass-Dribble Cabrera becomes only the 14th Major Leaguer in history to complete the unass-isted triple play.


A Pimp Named DaveR said...


GHABB,Y~! said...

Whatever, I had an unassisted double play for the Danvers National Phillies, and I bet Ass Dribble didn't even pull his off with a wad Big League Chew in pocket.

SmartyBarrett said...

Flesh-eating bacteria in every box!