Monday, May 12, 2008

Breakfast with the Hysterics

What you missed yesterday in the Wild Wild World of Sports....

* Tim Wakefield gives a Mother' Day Present for all Boston area mothers. A giant shit in the middle of the mound at the Metrodome. Sox lose 9-8.

* Surprise Surprise! OJ Mayo has been accused of accepting gifts from an agent both before and at USC. I thought the gigantic diamond studded earrings might be a bit of a giveaway.

*NBA: The Jazz and Spurs both tie up their respective series. Kobe falls and gets an injured, James Posey is immediately called for a technical.

* Ray Lewis & Co. show rookies what the Ravens are made of with a massive 85 player brawl. John Harbaugh sat on the side line crying for his older brother Jim, but he never came.

1 comment:

futuremrsrickankiel said...

You forgot "Jed Lowrie gets sent packing back down to AAA just one day after hitting his FIRST MAJOR LEAGUE HOME RUN; futuremrsrickankiel spends Sunday afternoon weeping and lighting candles in front of a makeshift altar."