Please welcome the newest Mass Hysteric to our fold.
Stitchface is awesome. He's from Texas and has awesome hair. Within half an our of meeting him, I became privy to the fact that he would readily date a Yankees fan... strictly for the hate sex.
You gotta love this kid.
UM MY BRUINS. I'm so high off this game I can't actually formulate rational sentences pertaining to it right now. Suffice to say: both Stitchface and the Bruins are amazing, and I'm going to eat my chicken and go to bed.
Dare I say it? I'm Mass Hysterical with joy. Hee!