Thursday, April 24, 2008

Red Sox Lo-...

Mass Hysteria is reporting that Sh!tShow is a late scratch to write today's Red Sox post due to a mysterious flu bug going around the blog. No replacement has been announced. He would like to note that his prediction of this series was based on Lester starting game three, and that its not his fucking fault that the black plague has infected his pitching staff. I mean seriously, what the fuck is going on in that fucking clubhouse? Fuck. He can't wait to see his Dice-K and Beckett come back from... hey wait... is that them?


Seriously though, wouldn't a zombie pitching staff be fucking badass? We know from 28 Days Later they got wheels, and they're persistent as shit too. Never give up an easy out. Plus, what umpire would argue balls and strikes with Zombie Ortiz and Zombie Manny? Let's just infect these guys for real and see how it goes.

Masterson is gonna rock it today, by the way.

4 comments:

Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

Wait, so you are saying that Julian Tavarez is not a zombie?

Sean said...

"Aw guy, yoo jast hit Zombie Jetah in the head with a bowttle!"
"He was a Zombie?"

A Pimp Named DaveR said...

I will be fascinated to see how many times we can/will pull out the "zombie whimsy" tag....

Sh!tShow said...

I'm gonna make it my mission to use it once a month now.