Thursday, April 3, 2008

Mass Hysteria Memo: Spygate

TO:

Mass Hysteria

FROM:

Hazel Mae's Landing Strip

DATE:

April 3, 2008

SUBJECT:

Policy on Spygate



The football department here at Mass Hysteria is fucking tired of hearing updates on Bill Belichick, Matt Walsh, and everything to do with Spygate. We agree that the Patriots, coaches and front office knew about the taping, and cheated, and therefore should be punished for compromising the integrity of the league. But the Patriots and staff were already punished with a monetary fine, and lost a 1st round pick, some of the largest punishments ever levied in the NFL. Those with Patriots blood lust should have been happy to see them publicly eviscerated. Yet this news story just will not go away, and has continued into a witch hunt that seems to rehash old information ad nauseam. Therefore there will be no coverage or extensive discussion on "Spygate" at Mass Hysteria. If you are looking for discussions/analysis on Spygate, or anything to do with the Patriots cheating, please go to your trusty mainstream sports websites, or blogs that won't let this story die. You may call this homer-ism, or ignoring an important sports story, but you can find stories about it everywhere else, you just won't find it here.

-Hazel Mae's Landing Strip

3 comments:

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Thank god.

GHABB,Y~! said...

Also, Matt Walsh was a terrible basketball player with a shitty haircut when he was at Florida who did nothing but take terrible shots and playing time away from Noah, Horford et al. Granted, it's not the same Matt Walsh, but my point is, people named Matt Walsh are infinitely awful.

Sh!tShow said...

BUT HOW WILL THE PEOPLE LEARN ABOUT THIS INJUSTICE BELICHEAT SUCKS I HATE YOU OH GOD I'M SO JEALOUS I CRY EVERY NIGHT WHILE I MASTURBATE TO TOM BRADY IN A PILE OF MY OWN FECES!