In a thriller at Fenway, Jacoby Ellsbury and Dustin Pedroia defeated the
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The effective-enough Pauley was rewarded for his efforts with a hearty handshake, the hope that he might get a ring and a 1/8 postseason share if everything breaks right this year, and a bus ticket back to Pawtucket. Ellsbury was rewarded for his efforts with untold amounts of hot sex from every attractive woman in Boston.*
Tomorrow's pitching matchup: Jon Another-Name-For-Tinsel vs.....