Thursday, April 24, 2008

Celtics are the Big Bad Booty Daddy

We at Mass Hysteria were able to secure an audio interview with professional wrestler Scott Steiner, regarding last night's Celtics/Hawks Game 2. The self professed "Big Bad Booty Daddy" has enjoyed a long career in the ring, and has been known in that time to be one of America's finest orators.

Steiner first commented on the "bandwagon jumper" comments about Boston fans made by Hawks point guard Mike Bibby.

Steiner then opined on the psychological nature of Celtics forward Kevin Garnett,

and soon made some racially motivated remarks on how the Celtics planned to treat Bibby during the game.

Steiner then commented on the outcome of Wednesday's game

while expressing how Bibby may be feeling right now.

Finally, Steiner made a post-season prediction for the Celtics.

Then, I guess he started talking about the playoff fortunes of the Toronto Raptors?

And then something about smashing his wife?

After that he just said "heh" a lot:


Hazel Maes Landing Strip said...

But what are Scott Steiner's thoughts on the upcoming NFL Draft?

futuremrsrickankiel said...

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A Pimp Named DaveR said...


George "The Animal" Steele was also approached for quotes, but he chose to eat a turnbuckle pad instead.